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Recently we’ve been seeing a lot of people opt for fun and trending wedding contracts on their big day. This is a fun activity that involves the siblings of the bride or groom bringing out a huge contract that states important rules and demands that the other half has to fulfil after getting hitched. It is a fun way to have everything in writing just to be on the safer side *wink* *wink* 

And while we have already briefed you about what is a wedding contract and is the right time to play this card at a real wedding, today we wanted to help you make one.

When you scroll below, you’ll find a detailed list of funny things you can include in your wedding contract. And, yes, we have categorized it differently for the bride and groom! ;)

Points to Include in Your Wedding Contract

What All A Bride Can Include

1. The groom has to promise to take the bride on a long drive at least once a week!

2. At all times, the bride can steal the groom’s t-shirts and sweatshirts ;)

3. He has to promise to say sorry, even when it's not his fault!

4. He has to promise that he'll dedicate a song daily to you to tell her how awesome she is!

5. The groom has to take the bride out shopping once a week!

6. The hubby needs to promise to not watch any episodes without you!

7. The groom has to promise to take Instagram-worthy photos of you

8. He has to compliment you no matter what!

9. The groom’s gotta promise to always get rid of the spiders, even though he’s more scared than you

10. The hubby has to sleep on the sofa the nights he snores very loudly!

11. The groom has to at all times call the bride thin.

12. The bride will go on girls’ trips and the groom will happily sponsor the trips!

13. Mr Groom needs to take the fall in front of everyone and save the bride!

14. The groom needs to help in the kitchen if not cook a meal for everyone!

15. The hubby needs to always find the wife right. No matter what!

What All A Groom Can Include

1. The bride needs to promise that she’ll take an interest in sports after getting hitched.

2. She has to promise to not turn off the tv when the groom plays PlayStation

3. The bride has to promise that she'll choose her husband over Zara sales.

4. She has to promise to be your co-pilot, and your navigator, and to bring snacks on the road trips through life!

5. The bride needs to promise to love all your haircuts over the years

6. The bride needs to respect your choice of music in the car at all times!

7. The bride needs to whip up a nice fat sandwich when the groom is hungover

8. The bride has to promise to let you win the occasional argument, even when you’re right!

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9. The bride has to promise to never take out her “hanger” on the groom!

10. The wife needs to give her word that she’ll pause the tv when the groom is talking

11. The bride has to share chicken wings with the groom like a fellow bro!

12. The bride needs to set a shopping budget every month and not spend a dime more than that.

13. The bride needs to learn about cars like her favourite clothing brand!

14. The groom will have his boys' night at least thrice a month and the bride will be in full support of that!

15. The bride needs to hype the groom in front of all the friends at dinners and get-togethers!

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What all funny contract points are you going to include? Head to our Instagram page and tell us!


These Wedding Contract Points Are So Funny That Your Better Half Won't Stop Laughing!

by Shweghna Gursahaney

These Wedding Contract Points Are So Funny That Your Better Half Won't Stop Laughing!